Hey, did you hear the news? Soon, you’ll be able to search Google just by talking to it! Just imagine! Soon you, yes you, will be able to experience online search using the same technology Google Voice uses to translate voice mail to text. I can just see it now!
SCENE – A man sits in front of his computer.
“Oh hey, I wanna see that new Lady Gaga album cover that everyone is talking about. I’ll try out that Google voice search thing!”
click, type, click
THANK YOU FOR USING GOOGLE VOICE SEARCH. PLEASE SPEAK YOUR SEARCH.
RESULT: BABA YAGA
“No, Lady Gaga.”
RESULT: SHADY RAJA
“No, dammit. LADY GAGA.”
“Oh for god’s sake. LAAADEEE GAAAAGAAAA.”
RESULT: GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA
“Oh COME ON! That’s not even CLOSE!”
RESULT: HOW TO PROPERLY FILLET MARKIE POST
I can’t wait!