I don’t watch the news.

I’m sorry, but last night I turned on the news and got to hear about the earthquake that hit Phoenix, much like a snowflake hits the ground. After that they segued directly into the Tiger Woods sex scandal. I no longer care. The news is no longer relevant to my life. And if you don’t believe me, here is an image comparing the websites, the very front pages of CNN and Al Jazeera.

Tell me, which is the one with the news on it?

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